The Duggars and beyond
The obvious joke is too easy, so I’ll just be disgusted that his favorite thing about having a houseguest is making her cook for him.  She’s your guest, you dildo.

The obvious joke is too easy, so I’ll just be disgusted that his favorite thing about having a houseguest is making her cook for him.  She’s your guest, you dildo.

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DC cupcakes and the film crew

I’m guessing we’re seeing a crossover episode with DC Cupcakes while Josh is pimpin his lazy ass out in DC?

Posted way before the weight loss challenge.  Just sayin’.

Posted way before the weight loss challenge.  Just sayin’.

I love the passive-aggressive looks Anna’s giving him as he says this.

I love the passive-aggressive looks Anna’s giving him as he says this.

“Happy” birthday, you fuckweasel.  Please stop impregnating your wife.  Please get off of instagram.  Please GTFO of television. 

I’m too classy to make a “three hogs” joke.  No I’m not.  But I just blew my own punchline.  Oh well.

I’m too classy to make a “three hogs” joke. 

No I’m not.  But I just blew my own punchline.  Oh well.

Let’s hit it promo-style, guys.  “RICK-A-SHAW!”   Hey, kid, put away the Rubik’s cube and pay attention to your damn surroundings.  Do you know how many people would love to be on this trip?!

Of course Michelle can’t be bothered to let the latest precious addition horn in on her alone time with JimBob, so John and Jana get to look very Flowers in the Attic with their little sister.  I’m JUST SAYING, they look like a young married couple. 

Why are Jedidiah and Joy-Anna wearing Josh’s children?  Is he THAT fucking lazy?!  Jordyn looks ashamed to be associated with these people.  And where’s John? 

Why are Jedidiah and Joy-Anna wearing Josh’s children?  Is he THAT fucking lazy?!  Jordyn looks ashamed to be associated with these people.  And where’s John? 

Playing four square.  Inside.  ADULTS.  I give up.  These people were clearly raised in a friggin’ barn.  And not a NICE barn. 

Also OMG look at Josh.  What a fuckin’ derpdouche.  And I can totally see Jessa’s knees.  Defrauding!

It bugs the crap out of me that the Bateses call her “Grandma Duggar.”  Okay, if you want to be formal, why not MRS. DUGGAR?!  It seems so condescending. 

The Duggars!