Shut up, Josh, no one’s forcing you to go. 

Of course Jill picks the sport most popular with tiny children.

I thought they’d never seen hockey, let alone played it, before Mr. Steve took them to a game.

Jinger is a lesbian. 

I find this is the weirdest possible way to phrase this.  Not “pick a name we love,” but a name they would be “comfortable with.”  What the hell does that even mean?!

In case we don’t know what letters “Josh” and “Anna” start with.

The obvious joke is too easy, so I’ll just be disgusted that his favorite thing about having a houseguest is making her cook for him.  She’s your guest, you dildo.

1. Oh, good. It’s time for The Douchey Family Goes to the Baby Doctor.

2. It’s 7:41 and to Josh, this is ungodly early.  What the fuck?!  This guy supposedly owns his own business. 

3. Hey, Josh, Mac supports gay marriage.  You better surrended that iPod.

4. No one believes that you need to shave, Josh.

So helpful, Josh.  So fucking helpful.

For someone who doesn’t believe in evolution, Josh sure follows the notion of monkey see, monkey do.  He treats Anna exactly like JimBob treats Michelle.  I hope his breath is at least better.

Would you expect anything else of this guy?

This is Josh’s idea of helping Anna with her exercises.

Josh is such a fucking child.  Waaah, I have to get up a decent hour to take my wife to the doctor to make sure she and my unborn child are okay!  It’s so hard for me!  I have to be up before ten!