It’d be funnier if it wasn’t depressingly accurate.
JimBob, of course, forcibly grabs Jana and drags her down with him.
On the slide and in life.
JimBob sets out to mow down a few of his kids. To be fair, they’re crawling back UP the slide, which is only okay if nobody’s trying to go down. Basic playground etiquette. So, they kind of deserve it.
He’s just SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Sometimes I think Michelle has to actively work to keep herself from kicking her husband in the balls.
Of course JimBob assumes that the most fun everyone had that night was watching him.
I love how JimBob tries to get a shocked reaction shot from the concession stand worker and she just looks vaguely annoyed that he’s being such a dumbass, not even blinking at his order.
Joy is like “Um, I may be an eleven year old girl who’s never seen a baseball game before, but even I know you have no clue what you’re talking about.”
Note what a sexist douche JimBob is about guys knowing more about sports and having to explain it to the girls. This will become funny soon.