Hey y’all - while packing up Ruby (my laptop) for servicing, I did some last-minute backups on a handy flash drive, and realized that a few of the files were things I was planning on posting here.  Some geniuses on TWoP found Joshy Boy’s LinkedIn profile, and his “business” website from his teen days. 

As Mrs. WTF pointed out, it seems that the School of the Dining Room Table teaches that semicolons are the same things as commas.  There are also many other hilarious things to be spotted here.  The person who comments with the most found hilarity wins a prize! 

Wow, what a bitch. 

Of course he has one of those fish on his car.  At least he’s not taking a lot car this time.

As I said before, every time one of them makes a smug crack about “going green” like it’s the funniest fucking thing ever, I want to punch them.

This party just took a(nother) turn for the douche.

Least Christian sentiment EVER.

And then JimBob ad-libs.  IN A BIBLE STORY.  That has to be blasphemous, right?  What the hell is this, some kind of fanfic?  Does JimBob ship Jesus with the woman in the story?  What is going on here?!

YEP JESUS TOTALLY LIKES US THE BEST WE’RE THE ONLY ONES LISTENING

In other words, LOOK HOW AWESOME WE DUGGARS ARE GOD TOTALLY LIKES US THE BEST.

Fuck you, you smug bitch.  Just, fuck you.