Jana cooks up a giant pot of…I’m trying to think of something to fill in that blank with that isn’t “diarrhea” but I’m drawing a blank.
Mr Jim helping out around the house
JimBob is all proud of himself for getting up at 4:30 for the Today Show interview to talk about Josie. While he’s eating his cereal and doing fuck-all, let’s play a game called “How Many Ways Can We Take Advantage of Jill in One Morning?”
Remember how Michelle used to identify with Joy? But then she beat all of what made her Joy out of her, and coincidentally around that time, the kid she identified with switched to Johannah? Michelle, you are doing this parenting thing wrong.
Well, this is interesting. And let me tell you it was hard to pause on this and make it legible. But I did my best.
1. So they’re supposed to wear shoes inside after all. But no one ever does. Such well-behaved children!
2. This is full of unnecessary apostrophes - yet there isn’t one where there should be one. No wonder these kids are below grade level.
3. And yes, they are below grade level. That is indeed spelling and it is indeed two grades below her level. And given how easy this curriculum is (apparently people who were educated on it who tried to merge into regular society had to do years of catching up on basic education that they never received), I’d say that’s a conservative estimate.
4. These people are so obsessed with handwriting - hilarious since only the older girls write legibly.