Because well-behaved children just sprawl all over the floor, Jordyn.
Hannie lies on the couch, crying and occasionally getting up to hurl. Michelle, of course, ain’t coming no matter how hard the poor kid cries for her (evidence that Michelle actually paid attention to her for longer than the little boys, Jennifer or Jordyn), so it’s on Jana.
This stupid pop-up is bullshit for so many reasons. Okay, she’s been a mother for 21 years. Those numbers would seem low even if I wasn’t aware of the fact that Michelle doesn’t do shit around the house.
Jana is seriously a hundred times the mother Michelle is. I love how she gets the kids, is able to interpret their words and actions and repeat them with respect, encourages them to express themselves constructively, and while she may smile or laugh when they’re funny, she’s never laughing at them.
More evil tiny Jinger. Previous installments here:
http://wtffundiefamilies.tumblr.com/post/49650805492/remember-my-montage-of-evil-jinger-faces-well




