…I guess she has a point. Kinda.
Jer perfect the hillbilly look while Michelle and JimBob grope each other. Of course, Jill and Jana mind the babies.
And then JimBob ad-libs. IN A BIBLE STORY. That has to be blasphemous, right? What the hell is this, some kind of fanfic? Does JimBob ship Jesus with the woman in the story? What is going on here?!
On the surface, not a bad resource. Ideas for making dressing like an early-episodes Duggar easier and cheaper.
But Jesus H. Christmas, there are some fucking gems if you sit down and read the whole thing.
WARNING:
Please be very careful if you search for culottes on line! The word (in a couple of spellings) is apparently associated with sexual filth in some other language.
“Some other language?” They couldn’t be bothered to figure out which one, but they managed to find this deviant perversion regardless? Without knowing what language they were searching in? God, what a bunch of dumbasses. Also, if anyone finds this sexual filth, let me know, because all I’m seeing are ugly pants.
Proverbs 31:21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household:
for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
Not all of you will need this section, since some of you live in warm enough climates to not need much care in this matter. For those of us who live where it can get cold, and even bitter cold, this is essential!
First of all, based on the verse above, it is apparent that red clothes are warmer for cold weather than other colors. Though we have no “scientific evidence” at this time, I am sure that this is true because Bible science is always more reliable than man’s science. 1Timothy 6:20.
Yep, a Bible verse > scientific evidence. Oh, excuse me, “scientific evidence.” Except that’s NOT WHAT THE VERSE MEANS AT ALL. So we’re clearly not dealing with people who can even be bothered to know what the damn verses they’re bleating about actually mean. Allow me to copy and paste from godvine.com, because I can’t explain it any better
But שנים shanim, from שנה shanah, to iterate, to double, signifies not only scarlet, so called from being twice or doubly dyed, but also double garments, not only the ordinary coat but the surtout or great-coat also, or a cloak to cover all. But most probably double garments, or twofold to what they were accustomed to wear, are here intended.
So…that’s zero for two, guys. Slow clap.Oh, and the verse from I Timothy referenced is:
Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to your care. Turn away from godless chatter and the opposing ideas of what is falsely called knowledge
Yup. Even if something makes absolutely zero sense, the Bible says it, it’s true. Even when it’s not what the Bible is actually saying, it’s still true.
Now this next advice may sound strange, but it is for the benefit for the extra thin people. If you keep yourself or are naturally very thin, you might want to try putting on a few extra pounds. (Please understand that this is not wholesale advice to gain weight and go hog wild!! :-) Five or ten pounds extra could help to keep you warmer. Fat is a natural insulator.
Also, try eating more meat and protein and less carbohydrates. There was a good reason why the Alaskan natives could get away with living on whale blubber without turning into huge fatties. They burned it off. Carbohydrates also tend to make you sleepy, which in turn makes you lethargic and so you do not burn off what you eat.
Is “huge fatties” the scientific term? Oh, right. They don’t believe in science. My bad.
