Confession: “I dislike the Duggars because they do NOT honor God. They honor themselves and their pride. They are self-righteous and hypocritical. I pray for their children and Josh’s children every day.”
Confession: “if I see Jim Boob and Mullet make out one more time, I’m going to puke. They have no modesty when they want everyone watching them all the time.”
Confession: “If I have to hear the Duggars brag about how modest their women are one more time, I swear I’m going to buy a plane ticket to Arkansas and streak across their property fifty times.”
Sorry, kids, Mama can’t take any responsibility for you. She’s gotta be a dairy cow. That’s her excuse this month.
Just be glad I didn’t show you the close-up footage of her hooked up to the milking machine while she talks to Jessa and Jessa looks like she wants to flee the house immediately. Modesty!
Congrats to the cute couple! And hey, they’re hugging and holding hands already…I guess they practice what they preach in letting the kids decide, AND no longer making each relationship a competition of being the “most modest.” (Sorry, but Zach and Sarah refusing to touch at all seemed like a direct response to Josh and Anna’s frantic hand-fucking. Not saying it didn’t gross me out too, but this seems more like the kids really are living their own lives as much as Gothardites can.)
Also damn Alyssa’s skirt is short/tight.
Michelle, the only way your leathery skin is going to ruin marriages is if a guy sees you naked and is so horrified by your body that he turns gay and leaves his wife.
Sorry, but this “modesty” stuff is bullshit. It’s morally upright to parade this poor baby in front of the cameras in this state, but Michelle’s collarbone is going too far?