Found this caption I saved from Joshy’s instagram. Guess those two hours a day of education didn’t pay off.
It’s that awesome time of year again, where religious nutjobs do their best to ruin a fun holiday for the rest of us. How? By handing out THIS shit instead of candy. At least throw in some dang Testamints with your tracts, people.
I’ve got a few of these stockpiled in hopes of getting y’all into the “harvest festival” spirit, if you catch my drift. Enjoy!
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar Family
Guesses as to who the “strong-willed child” Michelle keeps referring to is? Jessa? Hannie? James?
1. This is the most fucked-up shit ever. If your child has an independent thought or idea, beat it out of them, fast.
2. Michelle name-dropped Jessa as “the first willful child” once (though someone else mentioned they thought it was actually Jana she’d said - I honestly don’t know, but no doubt Jessa was one of those! But it would also explain Jana’s obsession with not being “prideful,” if Michelle was constantly trying to obliterate her sense of self.); I would also guess Joy, Johannah, Jackson, James, and possibly Jennifer (since she freaking hates her parents and treats Jill as her #1 authority). Though Hannie and Joy were so spoiled as the much-wanted girls in a sea of boys, they might have escaped without that label. Michelle seems to really dislike James and Jackson.
Because Jack Chick is an ignorant, uneducated idiot who hates things without bothering to learn about them first and attracts people who do likewise?
Two panels that let you know that the people at Chick Tracts have no idea what haunted houses look like.
"Yeah, um…horror stuff. Witches, draw some of those. And…um, a Jason guy. Who else is scary? Beetlejuice. Definitely put Beetlejuice in the Satan Room where there are fires everywhere."
I totally see thigh in that top pic. NUDITY!